The Mermaid Joke
Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid
offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"
so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting
Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure
enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems
he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked
the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure
about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes"
so the mermaid turned him into a woman
What kind of bra does the Mermaid wear?
Algebra!
where did the fisherman and mermaid meet
?
On line!
If a Mermaid and a Bull Mate, will they have MooMaids?
A man was sitting in the bar when he noticed another patron a few
stools away. The guy had a body like Charles Atlas, but his head was
the size of a thimble.
The first man said, "Please excuse me for staring, but I can't help but
be curious as to why your body is so well developed, but your head is
so small?"
The man said, "Buy me a drink and I’ll tell you."
The drink was ordered and the story began. "I was in the navy and my
ship was sunk by a torpedo. I was the only survivor and I managed to
make it to a deserted island a few miles away. I had been there alone
for several months and was sitting on the beach one day waiting for a
bird or fish to come by so I would have something to eat, looking up I
saw a beautiful mermaid sunning on a nearby rock. She swam over to me
and informed me that she was a magical mermaid and could grant me three
wishes. 'Great,' I said. 'I’d like to be rescued.'"
"She slapped the water with her tail and a ship appeared, sailing
straight for my island. Next I asked for a body like Charles Atlas.
Another slap of the tail and here it is. Then, noticing how beautiful
she was and all my other wishes fulfilled I asked if I could make love
to her. She said no that it just wouldn't work her being half fish and
all. So I said, 'Well, how about a little head then?'
MORE Mermaid Jokes
Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers!
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved!
What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks
like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid?
A photograph of a mermaid!
What is a mermaid's favorite song?
Salmon-chanted Evening!
What names do mermaids have?
How about Water-Lily? Or Coral?
Maybe Michelle, as that can be shortened to Shell!
Which part of a mermaid weighs the most?
The scales!
Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way?
Because the seaweed.
Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?
Because she was playing water polo!
Why was the Little Mermaid embarrassed?
Because she saw the big ship's bottom!
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